Have An Unhappy Birthday: Secret Scrooge Mean Greeting Card

Have An Unhappy Birthday: Secret Scrooge Mean Greeting Card - Perfect for that someone whose Birthday you want to ruin!

(FIRST IMAGE IS CENSORED - SEE SECOND IMAGE FOR ACTUAL MESSAGE): 

BE SURE TO CHOOSE DESIRED DELIVERY METHOD BEFORE CHECKING OUT!

Direct - We will send the card of your choosing directly to the enemy of your choice with our return address from our postal code (07675)

Indirect - We will send the card of your choosing to your address with prepaid postage and our return address so that you may add a nasty message before you drop it in the mailbox