SecretScrooge.com takes all the pain out of being an asshole. As a paid service Ebenezer Scrooge himself will send pre-printed mean and nasty greeting cards anonymously to the enemy of your choice. Each card will arrive VIA U.S. Postal Service in a hand addressed standard greeting card envelope with OUR return address.
CHOOSE FROM 2 DELIVERY METHODS
Direct -We will send the card of your choosing directly to the enemy of your choice with our return address from our postal code (07675)
Indirect -We will send the card of your choosing to your address with prepaid postage and our return address so that you may add a nasty message before you drop it in the mailbox.